On behalf of co-founders Andy Altman and Sidney Brewster, we'd like to welcome you to Euraka Productions. That's "Euraka" with an extra "a" for "Archimedes," who reportedly blurted the word "eureka" after discovering a method of detecting the amount of alloy mixed with gold in the crown of the King of Syracuse. In our "Inventor's Gallery," you'll find a variety of inventions that tickle our fancy. We hope to one day license these beauts and potentially sell them worldwide.

This is a fictional site about a fictional set of characters from the novel, LOVESICK, who have a fictional business. The inventions, however, are genuine.